In the land of sitting comedians

Ermittlungen laufen gegen einen RD-ler in Kreta. Er wurde von einem deutschen Rentner angezeigt, weil er während seiner Schicht in der Rufzentrale der Leitstelle angeblich "ein tragisches Ereignis ignorierte"!! So die Presse! 

Es wurde der aufgenommene Dialog veröffentlicht: ( in einer Mischung vom gebrochenen Englisch und etwas Deutsch)

RD=Rettungsdienst, R=Rentner

RD: 166 παρακαλώ;

Rentner: Hallo, bitte Hilfe!

RD: you speak english?

R: a little bit, please Help, i think my wife is dead.

RD: how dead is she then?

R: i don't know, she looks grey to me.

RD: she moves?

R: wie bitte?

RD: moves, she moves, does she something?

R: my wife is german, even by sex she doesn't move too much.

RD: No problem,then.

R: what?

RD: If she doesn't move by sex und yet she was alive, right now, she doesn't move also, therefore sie can't be dead. Yes?

R: what? Und what about the grey colour? 

RD: what about it?

R: is this normal?

RD: i don't know, how was she before this?

R: White,...i think!

RD: White, as light grey? 

R: i suppose so, yes ! 

RD: there you are, nothing is changed really!

R: please, send us a doctor!

RD: the doctor is on another mission. Try to see, If she is breathing and call us again.

R: wait, i will see it jetzt, now, wait a minute...

RD: i cannot wait, i have another line coming in, sorry...bye, Tschüss! 

Das o.g. Episode schockierte die öffentliche Meinung in Deutschland, allerdings in Griechenland ist jetzt Teil der neuen Show von MV, "Willkommen in Kreta, how dead are you? "

It is obvious-at least i hope so- that this conversation never existed. It is "Fake", although artificial Intelligence will take it some day und make it "real News"! 

Freedom of Art, alias Kunstfreiheit is dangerous!!