Groucho....

 Άντε, για να "αλαφρωσουμε" το κλίμα, χρονιαρες μέρες....

Πράγματα που με αφορούν, με εκφράζουν, είναι σαν να τα είχα πει εγώ....αν ήμουν τόσο έξυπνος!

Growing old is something you do, If you're lucky.

Before I speak, i have something important to say.

Money will not make you happy and happy will not make you money!

He may look like an idiot, talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: He really is an idiot! 

I am free of all prejudices, i hate every one equally.

I drink to make other people interesting.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough, to make them all yourself.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. (Now, you tell this to me!)

The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished. 

If you are not having fun, you are doing something wrong.

Και το καλύτερο.... Για μένα

Humor is reason gone mad.